What do Microsoft Word for
Windows and Viagra have in common?
They both deal with 3-1/2" floppies.
Spanish, we're told, is "viejos agradecidos"
or "greated old guys" (sic).
has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians.
spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up.
chocolate bars - you eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh
sign in Dallas during this heat wave complains:
"Who put Viagra in the thermometer?"
with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed
through a Boston bakery under the name "Pepperidge
hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A
man took twelve pills and his wife died.
A man at
the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription
exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was
with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year
isn't too bad."
there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his
throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and
you're up all night.
doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One
little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.
being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five
gentlemen in India did so and changed the balance of
power in the region.
Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard
drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data
off the hard drive.
depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a
professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in
his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now,
his shirt is too stiff to wear.
received the report today that it is no longer necessary
to stake tomatoes. Just dissolve a Viagra tablet in the
water and they stand up straight and tall.
now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a
does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using
this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst
suppository I've ever used."
taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra
may cause them to spin around and point north.
it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off
into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went
are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to
pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to raise right up.
the medical professional has been looking after the ill,
to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they're raising
difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.
said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain)
at the same time, things work great -- but you look like
Don King, afterward.
delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking
for two 'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff
penalty under the penal code.
but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on
Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn't
close his coffin lid for 3 days.
we're told that the funeral home industry is happy about
Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in
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